#badmoviemonday Instagram Photos and Videos | pics24web.com

#badmoviemonday

Advertisement


“Await Further Instructions” starts out with promise, tension, and intrigue. However, much like all of my past relationships which have begun the same way, this movie quickly turns into an unbearable and disappointing shit show. The plot is fairly simple: a family with oodles of hostility toward each other are inexplicably trapped in their house on Christmas Day. They quickly find that a series of instructions are being broadcast via their tv set. For reasons I can only attribute to clumsy commentary on society’s obsession with authority, the family follows these increasingly bizarre instructions. I mean, they throw out all their food because the TV said so. They also scrub themselves down with bleach and inject an unknown substance into their bodies. Clearly, they’ve much better at following directions than critical thinking. Aside from authority/government, the movie also touches on themes of the evil patriarchy and the ignorance of racism. Unfortunately, any depth of meaning is lost in the overt and bungling way these themes are presented to the audience. The characters are stereotypical and shallow, lacking any noticeable growth as the movie progresses. Everyone just acts ridiculously, in my opinion. Still, it’s not entirely awful until the ending. There’s a fair bit of drama, mystery, and curiosity that gets you through most of the movie but, holy hell, the ending is just a cartoonish mess. What’s with the villainous creature, anyway? Is it a sentient wiry trash monster, or is it some ropey-looking parasite? Who knows? At any rate, the thing demands to be worshipped. I guess, in a way, you can pretend the movie is about how society replaced worshipping religion with worshipping technology? I dunno, I’m reaching for substance, here. There were some attempts at creepy toward the end, probably a last-ditch effort to make the movie worth watching. Unfortunately, it came off as cheap and meaningless...again, a lot like all my past relationships.   #donotrecommend     #netflix     #trash     #monster     #scifi     #mystery     #badmoviemonday     #filmcritic     #instareview     #christmas     #authority     #patriarchy     #religion     #science     #technology     #family     #racists     #horror     #movie     #moviereview  


1💬Normal

It’s BAD MOVIE MONDAY!!! It’s not too late to join us...plus it’s all day happy hour!   #badmoviemonday     #movie     #happyhour     #christmasdecor     #christmaslights     #baltimore     #nachomamas     #yourmamalovesyou  


0💬Normal

  #BadMovieMonday   We always try to watch a terrible movie on Monday’s. Usually it ends up being a John Travolta or Nic Cage thang but today I decided that I finally needed to watch   #showgirls  . It’s beyond awful and this is how   @Charlie   Fogel has watched most of it. It’s worse then I thought   #jessiespano     #imsoexcitedimsoscared  


7💬Normal

We left the closed captioning on during our viewing of "bloodbeat" and I have to tell you it made it even funnier. Audio was so bad , and we got this treat ..."Mystical boinging" , which we now want to turn into a music group.   #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #badmoviemonday     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #movies     #meme     #movienight     #movie     #moviecommentary     #badmovienight     #bloodbeat     #mysticalboinging     #greatbandnames     #albumcovers     #screenshots     #weatherreport     #nastycaseofbloodbeat  


0💬Normal

Last bad movie night in October brought two wild ones . Mine was the loser of the night "mausoleum" . It was all boobs and green eyes. Not much else , well, there is the baffling ending that we could not figure out. The winner of the night was   @jrwufgrad   hilarious pick "bloodbeat" . This movie had it all , bad sound , bad acting , Mystical boinging, and an unexplained samurai possessed girl who's her boyfriends aunt? I got nothing. Haha.   #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #badmoviemonday     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #movies     #badmovies     #horrormovies     #badacting     #badlighting     #bloodbeat     #mausoleum     #greeneyes     #boobs     #possessed     #samurai     #aliens   ?   #mysticalboinging  


0💬Normal

Advertisement


Monday night was funny because   @mrs  _jeffy_poo slipped in a decent movie rated higher then our regular fare and got the win with her pick of "dark night of the scarecrow" . Her husband   @jkessler924   brought the unfortunate "brides of blood" before us and put us right to sleep.   #darknightofthescarecrow     #bridesofblood     #cheat     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #movies     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #horrormovies     #badlighting     #badfilm     #badmoviemonday     #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #moviecommentary     #putmerightout     #sleep  


0💬Normal

Monday night was pretty dang good actually .   @mrs  _jeffy_poo went with a funny spoof movie called "wolf cop" , maybe she would have won if I wouldnt have picked the criminally underrated "Howl" . But I did pick it and boy was it a fun monster movie. It's a well made monsters on a train film that actually has some cool effects . Really had a blast watching it .   #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #badmoviemonday     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #movies     #goodfilms     #underrated     #howl     #wolfcop     #werewolf     #wolves     #itsahairysituation     #gotahairball     #puns  


0💬Normal

Woah. What a night of trash . Haha.   @jrwufgrad   brought the low budget "comedy" , "beaterday" and   @somrajit   brought the winner of the night , the hilarious "alien outlaw". Alien outlaw is filled with pure oddities, bad acting, bad lighting, bad costumes, and a kickass female gun slinger in a skimpy Halloween pocahontas outfit. Everything.   #beasterday     #alienoutlaw     #oddities     #sexypocahontas     #icantbelievethatsathing     #halloween     #horror     #movies     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #movies     #meme     #movienight     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #badmoviemonday     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #horrormovies     #badlighting     #badfilm     #badmovienight  


0💬Normal

Apparently   @jkessler924   wanted us to get "bent" on Monday night. But we refused and gave the win to the fun , but flawed, "terror train" picked by   @vulcanjoie   . I love the first mask and costume worn by the killer in "terror train" (as seen on the poster) , unfortunately it's very predictable. "Bent" on the other hand , was insanely boring and miscasted . Which is a shame because I love   #karlurban   and hes good here with what hes given.   #terrortrain     #bent     #movies     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #sobaditsgood     #badmoviemonday     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #horrormovies     #badlighting     #badfilm     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #moviecommentary     #screamqueen  


0💬Normal

Double features never looked ....so good? Hmm...that's not right. Bad. They never looked so bad. Tonights crap was   @jkessler924   losing pick of   #endgame   (not the good one) and   @mrs  _jeffy_poo winning pick of   #bloodthelastvampire   . I'm not sure why this one was better , besides the whole it was actually watchable part.   #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #badmoviemonday     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #horrormovies     #badlighting     #badfilm     #movies     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #vampires     #games     #badcostumes  


0💬Normal

"Sweet sweetbacks badass song" has one of the best casts I've ever seen in a movie. Just look at the opening credits.   #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #movies     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #sobaditsgood     #badmoviemonday     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #whatacast     #howdtheypayforthis     #moviecredits     #insanity     #moviecommentary  


0💬Normal

Monday nights just got a little worse in my household . We forced some really terrible looking things into our eyeballs . I went with the winning pick   #peteywheatstraw   ... which was a Rudy Ray Moore movie. That's it. Haha. You know what you're going to get. This time hes got super powers. The only reason I won the night was because   @jrwufgrad   chose   #sweetsweetbacksbaadassssssong   which was just terrible in every sense of the word . The opening was what seemed like forced child pornography and we are reasonably upset for having witnessed it. Why is this allowed to shown ? Any ways , spike lee thinks it's amazing so that tells you something.   #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #badmoviemonday     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #movies     #meme     #movienight     #rudyraymoore     #sweetback     #yikes     #thiswasahardone     #visualtorture  


0💬Normal

Advertisement


This   #doublefeaturecrapfest   was brought to you by   @somrajit   insanely dull and shockingly unfunny spoof   #remowilliams   ...   #theadventurecontinues   ? It never began . Against   @vulcanjoie   winning pick of   #mybloodyvalentine   . The best part of this movie is clearly the sheriff and mayors acting . Like a buddy cop film in the way of grumpy old men .   #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #movies     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #sobaditsgood     #badmoviemonday     #beer     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #horrormovies     #badlighting     #badfilm     #spoof     #noadventure  


2💬Normal

My sister told me to watch this movie, describing it as “turr-ible.” She’s a smart cookie, so I believe her when she says most things. Still, I like to develop my own opinions about these things, so I popped this sucker on and settled in. The premise of this movie was pretty cool. A group of students go spelunking in an attempt to find their missing professor, but time moves slower in the cave. Much slower. Like, centuries slower. So, yeah, that’s kind of a neat idea, right? You might even expect a cool movie to come of it. Well, stop that. At least as far as this hobgoblin of a film is concerned. “Timetrap” takes all the fun possibilities and squishes them up into a slimy ball of messy graphics, poor acting, and awful costume design. The fights were poorly choreographed, to the point of embarrassment. It wasn’t scary, thrilling, or well thought out. Which is sad, because I think this movie could have been far more entertaining. If you want no spoilers, because for some reason you want to watch the movie, then stop reading. I especially disliked the ending. While none of the deaths that happened packed any real emotional punch, it turned out that none of it even mattered because the Fountain of Youth they find in the cave is apparently capable of bringing people back from the dead. I lived in St. Augustine, the capital of Fountain of Youth lore, and I never heard of such nonsense! Also, you would think that a buncha kids who have their entire lives ripped from them in the space of an afternoon - given that by the time they’re saved, literally the entire planet Earth has been destroyed and everyone they knew died millenia ago- might be sad about it. Nope. No one seems the least bit bothered! This movie lacked emotion. It had pithy dialogue and a solid concept, but there was zero emotional satisfaction. I gotta say, my sister was entirely correct. This movie is turr-ible.   #DoNotRecommend     #instareview     #Netflix     #timetrap     #spelunking     #awful     #thriller     #scifi     #badmoviemonday     #filmreview     #filmcritic     #movies     #timetrapped     #unsatisfying     #fountainofyouth     #saintaugustine     #floridaisbetterthantexasanyway  


1💬Normal

Mondays are getting crazy. Here we have one of the worst movies ever made :   #meanjohnnybarrows   which   @somrajit   brought before us. It's boring ,disjointed, and almost plotless. The main character hardly speaks and just mopes from scene to scene. And then we have a movie that I picked which i actually loved called   #bitchslap   . Haha! It's a parody of Robert Rodriguez, Tarantino and maybe a love letter to Russ Meyer. It's also insanely sexist in a tna glorifying way... but that is the parody aspect . It rocks back and forth between schlocky trash and hilarious parody. I kind of love it for that.   #sobaditsgood     #sobaditsbad     #movies     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #movie     #moviecommentary     #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #badmoviemonday     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #possiblytheworstmovieever     #parody     #tna     #iminonit  


0💬Normal

One of those sleepy mondays where the movies were very disappointing... how dare these bad movies actually be bad. Tonights slogs were   @vulcanjoie   winning pick of   #hackolantern   ... why did it win? Because   @jrwufgrad   pick of   #futureforce   was dreadful. Mostly because its lead   #davidcarradine   was so boring to watch it was scary . Was like he was blitzed on drugs while filming.   #badmovienight     #doublefeature     #doublefeaturecrapfest     #badmoviemonday     #beerhelps     #whynot     #whatwedoforfun     #vs     #movieposters     #movielove     #movies     #badmovies     #horrormovies     #badacting  


0💬Normal

I watched this movie for the first time a few years ago and I was unimpressed. I had no plans to ever watch it again, but my boo asked me for help writing a college paper about “The Ninth Gate,” and when a friend asks you for help, you help him. So, I rewatched it and - to no one’s surprise - it was just as boring and poorly executed as the first time I saw it. The graphics were pathetic and cheap, even for 1999, but the casting choices were even worse. Johnny Depp is undoubtedly a fine actor, but he didn’t pull of the skeevy pseudo-slimeball feel this character deserved. And then, of course, it was a thriller made in the '90s. I’m not sure what was going on back then in Hollywood, but the mystery/thriller movies genre of the time was strangely boring. There was a lot of downtime, with countless scenes that had no dialogue or action. And, I mean, even the action that did happen on screen was poorly choreographed and cringey. I think the story was strong enough, it just wasn’t executed in an entertaining and driven way. I did like how the movie was kind of like a guided tour through areas of Europe. Some of the locations and shots were quite beautiful, which was convenient because there wasn’t much else happening. The pacing was on the level of the Hare from the Tortoise and the Hare Run a Weird Race story. It starts out strong, takes an hour and a half long nap, then wakes up and tries to rush to the finish line...only to lose to a turtle. That analogy isn’t perfect, but neither is this movie, so shove it. I will say, it was an interesting study in the complexities of character, playing out the dichotomy of good and evil in almost everyone we meet on screen. There’s also a solid helping of mystery. But, overall, I think it was just made at the wrong time. I’d be interested to see a different director’s interpretation of the source material with today's graphics. And I don’t even like reboots, let alone encourage them!   #donotrecommend     #instareview     #filmreview     #filmcritic     #film     #satan     #hailsatan     #supernatural     #occult     #whoreofbabylon     #thriller     #mystery     #movie     #books     #moviesbasedonbooks     #badmoviemonday     #nineties     #boring     #twist     #polanski     #johnnydepp     #theninthgate  


1💬Normal

  #BadMovieMonday  


0💬Normal

Next Page